January 28th 2014:
Interview with Dexter (@dexthedach)
We are so excited to publish our first interview! I have a lot of doxie friends so there’s a long list to choose from but I knew Dexter would be the perfect one for the first one! Dexter and I have tweeted together for a very long time and we have become great friends. He is, as me, a longhaired doxie but in a darker colour and he is a very handsome doxie! Not all dogs have learned human English so if there’s something you don’t understand in the interview, try and read it out loud and you will soon understand 🙂 So let’s start the interview.
Hi Dexter! Thank you for being my first doxie to be interviewed for The Doxie Press! We are so excited you said yes! Are you ready?
Yoo welcome buddy! Yoo be one of me fuwrst pals on twitter. i wuvs yoo bud. i vewy weady to be apart of yoos newest adventure!!!! let’s go!
Describe yourself with 3 words.
adorable! lazy, and perfect!
What’s the most naughtiest thing you have done?
when i be a pup, i stealed mommy’s roommates high heel work shoes and i chewed dem up …oopsy..mommy had to buy her new ones
yes! my best twick is dat i can yawn on command. i also can do paw and “other paw” after da first one i gives. i can speak, sit, lay down, and play dead wen mommy says “bang bang!”
i wuvs to cuddle, so pwolly sweeping, but i also wuvs walks and barkin at fings. oh and chewing da sqweekies outta da toys! grrr rip rip!
i has a sqweekie bird dat i wuvs, but i killed da sqweekie and half da legs is missing, but i still has it and wuvs to carry it awound.
my best pal be my yellow dog, nala. she be a yellow lab, shes vewy big, but we pway, and we cuddle. i wikes to follow her awound in da yard and bark and stiff at wat she does. no girlfwiend… i no meet many doggies my size yet, and i pwettty lazy fur a girlfwiend. i do have sum twitter cwushes *shhhh*
me finks my role model be James Dean’s doxie Strudel. He got to hang out wif James Dean, and was he so so so cool guy! leather jacket and mowtercycle bike! me finks me, Strudel and James woulda made a cool gwoup of guys!
summer! it be vewy warm, and i can lay in sun spots on da deck fur hours! and mommy be home frum werk alllll day!
oh yes, one of da main words mommy use awound me. mommy will call me and i do wuns da oder way after i wooks at her fur a min. or she twies to pick me up to take me somewhere and i finks it game and hide unda table and make her chase me! also, i sumtimes dont listen wen she calls me, i just wooks at her like “ha woman, yoo cwazy, im not sitting fur yoo! where da food??” she falls fur it
not weally, but mommy has dwessed me up. i dont mind it, but i wather not. i says to her, “i is a stwong boy, i no need clothes mommy.”
duvet..i fink dat australian and english fur bwankie? cowwect me if i be wong, but i wuvsssss bwankies! i gets unda da covers every nite on da bed! i wuvs to burrow!
yoo is so vewy welcome buddy!! i hopes it be a gwate success and i is so honored to be one of yer furwst interviews!!! (i has attached sum pictshures)
That’s how the doggy biscuit crumbles!